Rufusbeak
RufusBeak You’re a Bum T-Shirt
RufusBeak You’re a Bum T-Shirt
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Because sometimes, fashion needs to speak the truth.
Finally—a shirt that says what you’ve been thinking every time your friend shows up 40 minutes late with iced coffee and zero shame. Inspired by the legendary bird-brain himself, RufusBeak, this shirt is equal parts roast and style.
✅ Soft enough to nap in (like a true bum)
✅ Perfect for passive-aggressive holiday gifts
✅ Scientifically proven* to make you 43% sassier
Whether you’re calling someone out or just embracing your own lovable laziness, wear this tee loud and proud. RufusBeak approves. Probably.
*Not scientifically proven. But definitely bird-approved.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Finally—a shirt that says what you’ve been thinking every time your friend shows up 40 minutes late with iced coffee and zero shame. Inspired by the legendary bird-brain himself, RufusBeak, this shirt is equal parts roast and style.
✅ Soft enough to nap in (like a true bum)
✅ Perfect for passive-aggressive holiday gifts
✅ Scientifically proven* to make you 43% sassier
Whether you’re calling someone out or just embracing your own lovable laziness, wear this tee loud and proud. RufusBeak approves. Probably.
*Not scientifically proven. But definitely bird-approved.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
