Rufusbeak Don't Do Drugs without Me Shirt

Finally, a shirt that combines bold life advice with bird-based peer pressure. Rufusbeak isn’t just a bird—he’s the winged embodiment of FOMO and questionable judgment. This tee says, “I may not make good decisions, but I make them socially.”

Perfect for parties, couch philosophizing, and alarming your guidance counselor. Soft, stylish, and just unhinged enough to make your grandma ask, “Who’s Rufusbeak and is he okay?”

Spoiler: He’s not. But the shirt? 10/10.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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