Rufusbeak Don't Do Drugs without Me Hat

Finally, a hat that says what we’re all thinking—"If you’re gonna make bad decisions, at least invite me!" Featuring Rufusbeak, the unofficial bird of peer pressure and questionable judgment, this cap is perfect for those who want to soar high on friendship and low expectations. Whether you're at a party, an intervention, or just loitering with intent, this hat screams responsible chaos with a wink.

Warning: Wearing this hat may cause random strangers to offer you snacks, stories, or suspicious advice.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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